I rode the late bus home tonight. Two AM from Mission and 16th back to the Panhandle. On the 5, I was sitting in front of two men having this conversation, which I had the gross displeasure of overhearing.
“Dude, there were some *MILFs at that party.”**
“Dude, yea, some serious MILFs.”
“Dude, like as soon as I grew up, I realized how hot MILFs are. Yo, you know my friend Mustafa?”
“He like *only goes after MILFs. I’ll show him this hot girl our age and he’ll be like nah, but then he’ll show me like some 35 year old woman he’s into.”*
“And does he get in that?”
“Yea, dude. The first time he ever had sex was with like a hot 30 year old. The thing is that he just knows what he wants and goes after it.”
“Dude, that’s awesome.”
“Yea, I got mad respect for him.”
Remember, men: girls are yours for the taking. Just say what you want and then go “get in that”. That’s how you earn the respect of your bros.
*For those uninitiated, this is the popular acronym for Mothers I’d Like to Fuck.